Pitcher's Pal Gifts

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The Other Cooperstown

'I'll take the one on the right.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

'Balk!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Dog football

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."