Pitcher's Pal Gifts

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

The Other Cooperstown

'I'll take the one on the right.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Balk!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Dog football

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Tommy John Surgery.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

Tom and Nancy Seaver