Pitcher's Duel Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but your husband was killed in a pitcher's duel.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Cactus Hold Up

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

Sword Fight

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Them's dancin' words."