Pirate Dreamer Prints

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I wish I was creative'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Mermaid Art

Cat king.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Hey! Down in front!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Doggie Heaven

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Wheeee...'

Underwater.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Beached Whales

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Dreaming pets.

Egyptian Dog House.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Heavenly Ships

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.