Pirate Dreamer Mugs

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Cat king.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Hey! Down in front!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Doggie Heaven

Underwater.

'Wheeee...'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Beached Whales

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Egyptian Dog House.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Dreaming pets.

Heavenly Ships

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.