Pipe Organs Pillows

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

Lighting a Pipe

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Pipe Down

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I say!"

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

Harold Wilson

Arthur Conan Doyle

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I'd hate to imagine what he says about that pipe.

Pipe Dream

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"It's for you."

Compton MacKenzie.