Pipe Lagging Legend T-Shirts

'The irony is, that he was lagging pipes in the loft just before he fell. '

Pipe Dream.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Organ Player

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

The two friends

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Pipe Down

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Lighting a Pipe

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

The Source of the Thames...

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Compton MacKenzie.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Arthur Conan Doyle