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"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Making it look easy.

Chemistry Improv Theater

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Organ Player

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

Spiderman at the Improv

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

The two friends

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I say!"

Lighting a Pipe

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle