Pioneer Story Fans Prints

'And I say it's a trick!'

"Meet the author"

"Recalculating route..."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Women of the Wilderness

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"You call that a KISS?"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Davy Crocat

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

Wagon

Early American Think Tank.

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

L'il Buckaroo.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

'Early Toupees'.

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

Donner Party Pooper

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'