Western Story Fans Prints

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Skate or die."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Mama! Aliens.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Cowboy

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."