Pioneer Aficionado Mugs

Donner Party Pooper

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Whatever works for you.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

John Stuart Mill

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Davy Crocat

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

Disraeli and Bismarck aim for Compromise at Berlin Congress

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

L'il Buckaroo.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

'Why are you people following me?'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'