Pioneer Enthusiast Mugs

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Colonial Larrysburg.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Decision Making Block

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Bad times to sneeze

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

JAMES BONDING

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'