Pint-sized Sleuth T-Shirts

Librarian ponders how a small child reached a book on the top shelf.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

Tim's marketing solutions

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Optician and the PI.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

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'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'You must have something in my size?'

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Sherlock Holmes.

'It looks fishy to me.'

Reporter #3: can.

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

Baby

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"