Pink Shirt Day Pillows

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I've just invented the question mark."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Ironing Punctuation

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Fantasy Business Management

Besties Photo

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Letsby Avenue

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Not now Kato!'

#NationalPoetryDay

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

'Net to catch pancake.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

A man with a pancake on her head

By now you should have realised that I'm incompetent and taken my job...

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

Pancake Day.

'Sorry to disappoint you, Hambone...Your salary increase was a computer error.'

'The EU wants to change Pancake Tuesday to Thursday!'

'A really patriotic person would be happy to take his refund in US savings bonds!'

Thinking about Rugby

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