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"It looks like your son has problem skin."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Time for your pills.'

"Humans are strange."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Wrong pills

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'My bubble burst!'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."