Pimple Warrior T-Shirts

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Gamers

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Flu vaccine.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

The Battle of the Pictures.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Clean air.

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

Samurai - Accountant.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Tetanus Jab

Sun cream factor 5000.