Pilot With Pizzazz T-Shirts

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

TSA Noah

"Not now, Oliver."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Broomstick crash.

The World's Easiest Airport

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World Wide Web.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'