Pillow Testers T-Shirts

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

You are the 1 I settled 3

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

How Sheep Sleep

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"