Pill Overseer Pillows

'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

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'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

R Prescriptions

Sundials showing different timnezones.

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

Weight gain on the pill.

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

Alert with Ibuprofen

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

'When I decide you need my opinion I'll charge you $450 per hour for it.'

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

"The reason Zylofan costs so much is because they first made Pirolax, kbut it didn't work, so then they made Kivotor, and that didn't work, so they then tried Davicor..."

'The Taxman's in the counting house, taxing all your money!'

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"

'You're addicted to diet pills? I have just the pill to get you off that!'

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."