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Pigeon Memos

'Passenger pigeon.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'You got a search warrant?'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Not more junk mail!'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

"You have two unread messages."

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'