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Pigeon Memos

'Passenger pigeon.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You got a search warrant?'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"You have two unread messages."

Second homing pigeon

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'