Pig Latin Decipherer Mugs

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Ahhh...'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

How Art Works.

Squeal like a pig!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Black Truffles!

Jurassic Pork!

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."