Lyric Decipherer Mugs

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Last chance for dream analysis.

"Try verbalizing it."