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'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

We never roam anymore.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

Old songs made new

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

"I can't see it lasting!"

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand