Pictionary Gifts

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Introducing...Anagraman.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Funky Facts: Football.

Sometimes Y Turn

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

A senior moment.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

School of Ology.

Plots unveiled

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Psychobabble.

A man and a woman click together.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"