Pictionary Gifts

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Introducing...Anagraman.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Funky Facts: Football.

Sometimes Y Turn

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

A senior moment.

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

School of Ology.

Plots unveiled

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Psychobabble.

A man and a woman click together.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?