Picky Pleasure Seeker Pillows

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

A couple decides what to watch.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Perks

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Person Reading For Pleasure

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"