Picky Pleasure Seeker Mugs

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Please don't kill me."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Perks

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."