Picky Eaters Club Mugs

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

“Children hate me.”

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."