Picky Eaters Club Prints

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

“Children hate me.”

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'