Picky Eater Pun Lover Pillows

"The pork chops were dry and unseasoned."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Onion Guillotine