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"Watch out for his chainsaw serve."

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'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

World Hunger Conference.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

The Scenic Route

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'I'll take a double with cheese and tons of extra pickle.'

Piñata Blackjack

'I'm have trouble cutting the pickled onions.'

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

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