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"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Talking Dog.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Pavlov's Dream.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Will act like an idiot for food.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Whenever you're ready."

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Dogma

The meaning of life...

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

Good luck making this shot.

Let's talk about my dog.

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."