Artistic Pup T-Shirts

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"I start with the main work, then knock off 20 or so preliminary sketches."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

His cheapest artist's model.

Cat scratches arcmchair but sees that other cat has done sophisticated graffiti.

The meaning of life...

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

"You're better off without. I'm SCHVITZING!"

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

'What's Adam doing behind that bush?'

"I don't know how I get through the day - every day, day after day - on instinct alone."