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'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dog in love

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Good boy

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'Close your eyes, stick your paw out and say 'Merry Christmas'.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

A man and his dog

The meaning of life...

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

Monk walking dog.