Piano Charisma Gifts

Ludwig van Beethoven

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Col Pugno

"Tip my boy."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Little Richard

Little Piano

Pianist-boxer

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Around the piano

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

The battle of the pianos.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Victor Borge.

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."