Pi Day Celebrant Gifts

The Pi Piper

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Math Dreams

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The Life of Pi

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Pi fight!

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Monk on the beach

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Be rational."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

The Happy Couple

Man holding a birthday cake.

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

Garden Variety Irish

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Go Britain!