Piñata Party Planner Pillows

"Most of them have candy. This one's filled with nuts."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"You gotta keep throwing it or they'll start whacking us again."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."