Physical Store Advocate T-Shirts

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'I'm going shopping. I'll be back in a Mercedes or a Jaguar.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Impact of E-Commerce

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

'His favourite bones are in the postman's leg!'

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

"Now, I'll be back in an hour dear." - Ikeeah's bottle room, always very popular.

MOM & POP, a wholly owned subsidiary of Junior, Inc.

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Save the Whales

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

Warning! These games are real. Children may get out of breath or even lose weight.

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

This school's apathetic. No one wants to help. I hate to tell you, but you've got competition. Save our earth! Who? Follow me! Save our mall! Retail climate change is killing off our native stores/

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

Mom & Pop Shoppe. Going out of business because-you-never-call-or-drop-by-I-hope-you're-happy-now sale.

"Instead of complaining about the budget, you should be happy I'm keeping the economy moving."

"We finally re-open on the 28th which also happens to be the day we close down!"

"Hold on, boys! Consumer trying to boost the local economy coming through!"