Physical Challenges Gifts

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

Eldrow

Can't Touch This

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Courage. Love.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Prawn Amend

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Happy Days are here again

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

PEP TALKS!

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Life gives you lemons

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Covid Winter

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Japanese disaster