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'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"But, you guys literally just said you'd die for one."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

The first animation.

"You should consider buying."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Real estate.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Swimmer

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'