Photography Teacher Prints

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Antique Selfie

Photographic Art School: Down, Click, Up, Repeat.

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Louis Armstrong

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Gender Equality

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

At the Museum

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"