Photo-perfect Eater T-Shirts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

Using a social media app to date

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"So what's the next landmark we can build for people's dating app profile pictures?"

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

This will be an awesome profile pic!

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

'I think I'll just leave a hate tip,'

I don't think your heart's in the hospitality game.

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

Boy, you were this close to getting in until I checked these photos of you on Facebook.

The warren buffet.

"Is there something wrong with your food?"

After 20 years, at 25 West 43rd Street, between the 19th and 18th floors: "Hello, Mr. Koren," "Hello, Mr. Shawn."

"It was horrible! I dreamt my food took a photo of me!"

'Can you suggest something that will photograph well for a Facebook posting?'

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'