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Anonymous Alcoholics.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"They're on a silent retreat."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!