Phone Protector Pillows

"Oh, God, no, please, no, no! My phone is getting wet!"

"Yes, I did fall off the wall. But I didn't crack, my phone did."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Hope and ______

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I only told a few friends."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

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