Phone Menu Navigators Gifts

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Oh shut up."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

Low rates!

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

US Economy Boat.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."