Phone Gadget Lover T-Shirts

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Man, times have changed.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Halloween Selfie

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."