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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Halloween Selfie

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).