Phone Fiddler Pillows

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Early Tech Support

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Overworked

The Communicator

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Ceilidh Minogue.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Hey, no problem!"

Woman holding two phones together.

Perpetual motion car

"Gotta go."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Multitasking.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

Spinning Violinist

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'Don't move.'

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"Oops...nothing but IOUs I never paid back!"