Fuel Fiddler Pillows

Perpetual motion car

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Fetching some fuel.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Ceilidh Minogue.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'What luck!'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Hey, no problem!"

Doug Kershaw

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Oil Profits

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Spinning Violinist

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Grades of booze

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"I have two pump apps - one for shoes and one for gas."

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

April Fool/April Fuel!

Energy Crisis