'Take two asprin and call my wife in the morning.'
Phone Chatters Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to chat on the phone? Our collection for phone chatters offers humorous and thoughtful options across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who can’t resist a good chat and want to show off their passion in style. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these unique items celebrate the joy of talking and connecting. Bring a smile to their face with a gift that says, 'I love our conversations.'
Oh, hey, the music's starting. Can I call you right back? Inside a Jack-in-the-box.
"Last year I gave up wine for lent. . . this year I'm just giving up lent!"
"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.
'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'
"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."
Flotation Device on the Phone
Hot Line
'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'
'Are you in here tonight?'
'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'
'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''
"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."
"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"
Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...
"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."
'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'
"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer
"Fruit salad? Count me in!"
Hello? Sylvia? Oh, hey, girl... Can I call you right back? I was just puttin' my curlers in.
'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'
'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'
"This is the wine talking."
Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.
'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'
"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."
'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'
"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
'Yes I know I'm a wrong number, but give me a chance, I might be the one...'
'I'm in the bog!'
Phone Chatters Gifts Collection
Phone Chatters Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for phone chatters—funny, witty, and perfect for brightening their coffee break moments.
Phone Chatters Pillows
Add personality to their space with cozy pillows that highlight their chatty charm—fun and functional decor.
Phone Chatters Prints
Decorate with spirited prints inspired by lively conversations—great for any chat enthusiast’s space.
Phone Chatters T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for chat lovers— playful, stylish, and a great way to showcase their love for conversations.