Phone-chat Buddy Gifts

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Did you spill my pint?'

Getting together to chew the fat.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."