Phone Call Demon Mugs

'There is someone on the phone for you.'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Call centre musicians

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Is it an important text?"

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.

Houdini 2019

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

'It's for you.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

A frog answers a phone

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.